*** me and my smartphone wandering through Middle-Earth's coolest places ***
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So do you throw images through your phone, or do you have a program on your PC or Mac?
Well, at the beginning, there were many smartphones in Middle-Earth: 3 iphones for the kings of the elves, 7 androids for the fathers of the dwarves and 9 recycled second-hand phones for the mortal men. But then Sauron appeared, created instagram, and gave a lot of smartphones to the hobbits; and the hobbits begun to take pics of every meal and to spam like hell: breakfast, second breakfast, third breakfast, brunch, pre-lunch, lunch... and so on.It was a total chaos and the internet was going to explode, so all the smartphones of Middle-Earth were destroyed and now I have to take a screenshot, and edit it with PS and other hipsterizing programs ;)